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Some people hear the word "bitch" and get offended, I on the other hand, wear that badge proudly. Why? Because, just like there are good witches and bad witches, there are good bitches and bad bitches. Are you a good bitch or a bad bitch? I want to set the record straight, so there is no misunderstanding. Nicole and I are bitches. But, we're good bitches, I swear. Basically, that means that if we have an opinion, we'll defend it. You won't see us patting someone's feeling on the head in a comment if they disagree with us. You won't see us laying a dissenter down on the couch to discuss how the word "spaz" made them feel or massaging our words so they don't cut so deep. No, we are who we are like Popeye would say. We have attitude, we hold to our beliefs and we won't kowtow to social media etiquette. We'll tell you the way it is whether you like it or not. But, on the flip side, we are fiercely loyal, we will fight for others, we are "anti-meanies." And that, my little Pretties, is what makes us Good Bitches.

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The Top 5 qualities of a Good Bitch

1. Stunning

A Good Bitch knows that wits and tits give her the edge, so she never leaves the house in sweat pants and never goes out on the town without her tackle bag of makeup. She is "Stacy's Mom," Gilda and Coco Chanel all wrapped into one package. Why would I place any value on female beauty? Because like it or not, pretty people get more attention. I'm not going to debate this. It is a fact, studies, science and math prove it and if you are ugly, just accept it and move on. (hey, this is a post about bitchiness, get used to it)

Read also: Fashion Tip for Female Marketers: pair a pushup bra with a brain

Resource: Do pretty people earn more?

Resource: Wikipedia entry on physical attractiveness.

2. Attention whore

Every good bitch is an attention whore at heart. She doesn't like to be the life of the party she NEEDS to be the life of the party. Not only does the GB like attention, she knows how to get it. She knows what sets the boys hearts a patter and what makes the women want to keep her close and under their watchful eye. A good bitch can instigate a good event that will eventually turn into a legend that everyone present retells at parties. A good bitch is almost a super hero, she is outrageous and contagious.

Read also: How to acquire legendary stories and life lessons by instigating people at networking events

3. Loved or Hated but Never Ignored

You know that saying "you either love her or you hate her?" Well that holds true for the GB. She is someone you either love with all your heart and would gladly stalk online until she tells you "you're creepin' me out dude" or hate her and wish you could kill her then bury her in your backyard and dig her up occasionally just to make sure she is really still dead. Basically, nobody ever feels indifferent to the Good Bitch. And the kicker is, even if you hate her, you still pay attention to her which kills you... and makes you hate her more.

4. Irreverent

Nothing comes between a Good Bitch and her wit, not even her Calvins (strike that, I mean 7 Jeans or True Religion because a GB is stylish). The GB knows how to tell a good story and punctuate her points with humorous one liners that make everyone within a 10 mile radius blush and chuckle, then come back for more of her special vintage of infotainment.

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5. Manipulative (I know this is a super-power, so we only use this for good)

OK, this one might be hard to explain, but a Good Bitch is a master craftsman and puppeteer. She can pull anyone's strings and get them to do just about anything she wants them to do. A GB will pour so much honey on you and threaten to lick it off that you never realize the vinegar you just swallowed. She will get her way and you'll give it to her and you'll actually enjoy giving it to her.

Bonus Trait: Passionately Loyal

Now, the truly spectacular Good Bitches. Those shooting stars among the constellation of Good Bitch that really stand out carry this singular trait. They are fiercely loyal. They protect their own, their young, their opinions and anyone else that runs in their pack even when they know that person might be wrong. They are loyal to fault and would take a bite out of anyone that messed with their homies. They are the COMMANDING OFFCERS OF THE ANTI MEANIES.

This post is dedicated to Jeff Brown (@BawldGuy) who has the most amazing BitchDar, I have ever seen. He can spot one from a mile away. He claims to have spotted both Nicole and I from 3,000 miles away. I'm telling you, this guy has a factory direct anti-aircraft BitchDar with all the bells and whistles.

Are you bad to the bone?  I know I am.  And I don't really think that is such a bad thing.  For those of you that don't yet know, Nicole Nicolay (another totally scandalous blogger) and I have been in the process of writing a book called Sacrilicious: the art of shock and awe marketing.  Well, as our manuscript grows, our publisher becomes more impatient and we get closer to the end, we thought we'd launch a blog and a YouTube channel (coming in the next few months) to grab some readers, some attention and, well, raise some hell. Of course, what ensued was pure mayhem.  And when I say mayhem, I mean, that kind of mayhem where you are pretty sure you are going to hell and the only thing you start praying for now is that they serve good wine there.  So, with our new Rosemary's Baby live on the NET, we are inviting contributors and readers to join in the fun on the Sacrilicious Marketing website.  This is a main stream marketing blog that is designed to make you blush but to make you NEED to come back with a vicious jones to read our shockingly aweful yet deliciously sinful word on how to market yourself and stand out from the crowd.

If you'd like to contribute or you have suggestions for the site or want to send us love or hate mail, please contact us here.

Obviously, we are still adding all the content, but you can get the idea from the site as you see it in its evil little infancy.

Here are a few posts you might want to check out:

1. Seth Godin Corrected My Spelling of Sacrilicious: Marketers need to be more pop culture sensitive

2. Fashion Tip for Female Marketers: pair a pushup bra with a brain

4. 10 Ways to make yourself Famous on the internet

5. Coin Your Own Quote: Make people remember you by using great one liners

Sacriliciously,

-Mary

Now, since one does not kick off the sacrilicious without a totally taudry post... here are:

The Top 13 Celebrity Sex Tape Leaks of All Time.

1.      Pamela Anderson

Pamela Anderson and then-husband Tommy Lee had various interludes from their honeymoon placed online by Internet Entertainment Group in 1998 as one of the earliest internet celebrity sex tapes.

Pamela Anderson and Bret Michaels (singer of the band Poison) had a sex tape released as a DVD on 7 September 2005. The footage had been circulating on the internet for many years.

2.      Bob Crane of Hogan's Heroes fame made numerous home sex tapes in the 1970s with early VCR technology. His exploits were immortalized in the movie Auto Focus.

3.      Dustin Diamond of Saved by the Bell fame authorized the release of a 40-minute sex tape in 2006 in the hopes that it would bring in profits and provide a boost to his career.

4.      Fred Durst, the frontman for the band Limp Bizkit, had a video of him and an unknown woman having sex leaked onto the Internet by a repairman who had been repairing his computer.

5.      Kelsey Grammer sued Internet Entertainment Group under the mistaken impression that it had purchased from his former girlfriend Cerlette Lamme a sex tape the couple had made. He dropped the suit after IEG counter-sued and stated that it had not bought or possessed the video.

6.      Tonya Harding and her husband Jeff Gillooly had a sex tape that was leaked onto the internet and subsequently became so widely available that the couple decided to legitimately release it on their own. It is commercially sold by Penthouse Home Video as the "Wedding Night" tape, although the wedding gown was actually a Halloween costume.

7.      Paris Hilton and then-boyfriend Rick Salomon recorded themselves having sex in a hotel room, shot in night-vision. Hilton initially attempted to stop the distribution of the tape, but later agreed to its release. She now receives profits from the tape. Unusual for a celebrity scandal, the notoriety surrounding the tape only served to increase Hilton's fame.  This footage, along with additional full-color footage, was released commercially under the title 1 Night in Paris.

8.      Socialite Kim Kardashian confirmed the existence of a sex tape of her made by then-boyfriend Ray J. She threatened to take legal action to block its planned distribution by Vivid Video.

9.      Joanie Laurer (better known as Chyna) and fellow professional wrestler Sean Waltman (aka X-Pac) appeared in a home sex tape sold under the title 1 Night in China. Unusually, the tape was not accidentally leaked, but was actually solicited to pornographic film distributors by the duo, possibly in an attempt at a career boost.

10.  Rob Lowe faced controversy in the 1980s; he taped himself having sex with two young girls, one of whom turned out to be underage.

11.  Nicole Narain and Colin Farrell have a 13-minute sex tape. Farrell confirmed the existence of the tape and successfully obtained a court order blocking its distribution, but in January 2006, copies of the tape appeared on the Internet.

12.  Robert Ritchie (AKA Kid Rock) and Scott Stapp (former singer of the band Creed) appear in a sex tape from 1999 where the two engage in sex acts with four groupies. California pornography company Red Light District planned to release the tape in 2006, but one of the women involved filed to block it. Ritchie also filed an injunction, called Stapp an "idiot", and blamed him for the tape's leak.

13.  Verne Troyer, actor and stuntman, is currently suing over the release of a sex tape between himself and a model, which he claims was stolen and is in the hands of the same film producer that released Paris Hilton's sex tape.